Prince George’s adoring subjects-to-be have been graced with another two photos of the tiny prince. Captured by his mother, they document George’s first day at nursery school.
The first shot looked like it was lifted straight from a toddler fashion catalogue.
But the second had more action. Prince George had noticed a beautiful mural on the wall beside him, and he pointed so everyone else knew about it.
But hang on… Haven’t we seen that pointing before?
Of course! George’s grandfather is a grade-A pointer. Send Charles anywhere and he’ll undoubtedly point at something that takes his fancy.
Here he is pointing at a dead fish.
And pointing at eggs.
And pointing at a dog.
And pointing at a dragon.
And pointing at whatever the hell these things are.
And pointing at old pictures of boats.
And pointing at bison.
And pointing at… Charlie Dimmock? No. But it LOOKS like Charlie Dimmock.
And pointing in a lab coat.
And pointing at people in the rain.
And pointing at Shrek’s missus.
And pointing at Bill Bailey’s ludicrous guitar.
And pointing at this bloke in a desert.
And pointing at this baby’s nose.
And when there’s nothing to point at? Well, he just points up.
We sincerely hope Prince George sees fit to keep this cherished royal tradition alive for future generations.