You’ve probably never wondered about what planets would say to each other in passing conversation (unless, of course, space humour is your thing).
But in case you missed out on some great gags (and cringey jokes), Twitter’s latest hashtag #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther has got you covered…
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Venus: The sun is really hot, not sure why he's still single.
Mercury: He hurts anyone he gets close to. #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 22, 2016
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Yeah. Jupiter's gonna be there. Whatever you do, DO NOT mention his giant red spot #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Bobby Na©hos (@BobbyNachos) November 23, 2016
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Mars: Did you hear Pluto's not a planet?
Earth: Really?
Mars: I read it in the ORBITuaries!
Earth: Get out. #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther— Mr. V (@Thryce627) November 22, 2016
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Venus: ugh…there goes Mercury again talking about how close he is to the Sun. He ain't even that hot. #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Josh Keaton (@joshkeaton) November 22, 2016
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At dinner tonight, don't bring up moons or Jupiter will never shut up.
— Kevin (@kevinwxgg) November 22, 2016
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#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
"That Sun can be so smug. He thinks that just because he has a million degrees, he's smart."@adriennefunny— 🦃Mark In SoCal🦃 (@mlzema) November 22, 2016
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Mercury to Neptune: Why don't we talk anymore? I feel like we are drifting even further apart. #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— It's Meagan (@MeaganAldaine) November 22, 2016
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#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther 🌞🌍🌕😝
Venus: You never listen to me!
Mars: What did you say? pic.twitter.com/lNcGYjIG15— RJSolo (@WMSCollectables) November 22, 2016
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At least I'm not named after a stupid Disney dog! #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Bethmo (@livewbeth) November 22, 2016
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They dont. They just go around and around, avoiding each other.#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Johnny Dangerously (@Enjoneer01) November 22, 2016
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Mars: Is Saturn singing?
Jupiter: Yes
Mars: Let me guess it's You spin me right round, baby, Again. #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther pic.twitter.com/H6l2JRmlJf— Rob (@GenericZA) November 23, 2016
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I'm Venus but I hate Mars because the atmosphere there is bad #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Gretel Armstrong (@SugarGretel) November 22, 2016
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I hear Pluto doesn't identify as a planet #HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) November 22, 2016
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#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther Pluto: Who do they think they are calling me a dwarf planet? I prefer to be called petite.
— Regina Spacola (@gigirules7) November 22, 2016
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#HowPlanetsTalkAboutEachOther
Earth: we are all family
Pluto:😢😢— Leafs (@Leafs_Tk) November 22, 2016
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Earth: "Mercury, what are you doing so close to the sun?"
Mercury: "Getting a tan"#howplanetstalkabouteachother
— ❄️Some☃️Nep☃️Fan ❄️ (@NeptuniaFan) November 22, 2016
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